Every time I go out with a so-so guy or worse yet a toxic loser, I try to think about how exactly I let that happen to myself. Where in the maze of dating did I go so wrong? And when I’m done blaming myself for all the settling I’ve done and all the times I’ve let some minor bullshit go because at least he asked me questions, I go back over some of my old dating screenshots and remember that this absolutely isn’t my fault because look at what I’m dealing with.
“Have you ever had a conversation with a man?”
I assume it must be so nice.
I, of course, cannot relate because *gestures wildly at my dating app inboxes*
You know, he’s kind of right, intelligence would seem weird when you’re an absolute imbecile
men absolutely LIVE for narrating life to me instead of ever asking me even one singular question and it’s truly one of the most boring states of existence. *hands him a whisk*
he definitely got me on this one lol
the only thing more bonkers than ignoring a question someone’s asked you is thinking a woman wants just any old man licking her puss (my guy, there is a line forming behind you quit being weird).
barf.
Tell me again how important you think asking a good first message question is when you’re a woman and I will show you a hundred and ten messages from men who ignore the first message question I’ve asked them. Honestly, I think you could be like “what’s up dipshit?” and if he’s attracted to you he’ll respond.
men are insane. next question.
the intensity of men is always super weird to me. i’ll definitely find you again on another app but not this app where we’ve currently matched. i’ll find you even if you’re out at sea, i’ll find you, I’LL FIND YOU I PROMISE! *never hears from man again* (also I’m sorry but putting DELETE ME as your username like there’s a worker who sits around reading usernames and complying with their requested actions if off-the-charts-bonkers).
COOOOOOOOOOL.
No thoughts.